Vendre de la poussière.

Vendre de la poussière

Welcome everyone ! Thanks for joining us in this marvelous commercial party. We are a small company which has thrived in the past few years by selling dust. Today, we are going to introduce our winter collection.

1 . Let’s begin with the first category, which is … fairy dust, also known as lucky dust.

Indeed, just put a small pot of fairy dust in every corner of the room you love the most and then, just let it happen. Luck will be by your side in every project you’ll undertake.

Tempted ? You will find no one else in the entire world with this kind of magical product. Take your chance now because this opportunity will happen only once in your life.

In fact, the fairy dust was first met in the basement of our grand-pa’, Carl Fredricksen, who kept his secret. When he died we received this amazing power as legacy. We are very proud to present you our unique fairy dust.

2 . The second product is intended for every people who fancies History : you have probably guessed … we’re talking about historical dust. What’s best than a touch of past in your living room ? From the cold war, to the Independence of Poland or the arrival of Santa Klaus in Greenland, soon, the dust of these historical moments will be in your bedroom.

If you fancy the idea, you can also collect all your favorite moments and exchange them with your friends.

3 . The third product of our collection is sport dust. After every sporting event, our experts recover dust from stadium, benches and even from the sportive’s lockers room ! This winter our sport dust collection will focus on hockey, ice skate and ski. In fact, you will perfectly understand that this is a limited edition : only 50 pots of sport dust will be available. And for the perfume lovers we can also add the exquisite and iconic smell of the florally sweat scent.

4 . And, finally, how about a nice trip? You think that plane tickets are too expensive ? You don’t have time to discover the entire world ? The solution is simple : buy our foreign dust. You will find dust from Moscow, Siberia and even Ushuaia. And our most sold product is the dust coming from the top of the Everest. And we can guarantee you that our products are completely natural, sugar free, without any type of preservative.

...