English test

1 : My name is Nuts

2 : Tell me, have you ever been so embarrassed that you wish you could disappear?

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4: You can be embarrassed for many reasons, for example, because of a friend, a friend ignoring you

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6: You also can be embarrassed because of yourself, for example, being embarrassed when you are doing some sports

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8: To finish, you can be embarrassed because of yourself at work, you forget to think.

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10: So now, you know

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12: So, what is the most embarrassing thing ever? For 30% of respondents fall in public is the most embarrassing thing ever, for 10% it’s to sing in public, for 18% it’s to get dumped in public and for 41% it’s farting in public. But notice that 1% said send nude pics to your grandmother… Is that you ben?

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14: Farting is a funny thing you can do

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16: So… In what is this shameful?

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18: Or in a meeting

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20: With your soul mate

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22: This is embarrassing right? What do you think about?

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24: I can see we have your attention now! Haha

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26: What can you do? You can accuse somebody else

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28: But we have a better solution, do you want to know what it is?

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31: Flat D Innovation is an American company and is in business since 2002 and sold to over 50 countries. Flat D is specialized in the pharmaceutical industry

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33: We sell dreams. We sell something that will change your life.

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35: But how??

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37: This patch, created by Doctor Conant and design by Pharrell Williams, will change your entire life.

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39: To use it, choose first your favorite flavor, Mint or Strawberry

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40: Very simple isn’t it?

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42: As you can see, our sales have been stagnated since 2010 with a turnover equal to one million and eight hundred thousand

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44: First we are going to extend our market to African’s market with new flavors: Mango and Banana

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46: And this is not over, we have another plan!

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48: Imagine that, you are going to smell like your favorite perfume, every single day. Amazing, isn’t it?

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50: Thanks for attention, My name is Nuts his name his Ben, we are

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