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Little Red Riding Hood and the uber.

Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Little Red Riding Hood who lived in a big city. She had to bring a cane back to her grandmother. She was even upset that she had to travel so far for so little. She started dressing in trendy red clothes and went down to her house. It was just getting dark, and the people who lived here were not very frequent. She put on her red hood and took her phone and called a uber. When he arrived, she went inside and gave him her grandmother's address. Little Red Riding Hood noticed that his driver was very hairy.

A silence settled in the car, and the driver asked some questions, like : where was she going, what was in her basket etc.....

Little Red Riding Hood was not fooled, the driver was not going in the right direction, but in the forest near the city. Suddenly, the driver stopped and put his hand on the girl's thigh, licking his lips.

" -I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, say the wolf"

She quickly took her grandmother's cane and kicked him, then a second and third, before discovering that he was actually a wolf. She wanted to thank her grandmother, who for once was a great help. She couldn't believe her eyes, but she still had to go to her grandmother's house, otherwise she would worry.

She moved the wolf, unconscious, to the back of the car and started driving. When she finally arrived at her destination, she told directly all that had happened, and that this cane was a great help to her.

So the wolf was a good meal for both women, and the grandmother was proud of her daughter's courage.

Moral of the story : canes are very formidable.

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