Sketch inflation with animals
TD : Sketch inflation with animals. Recherche parmi 300 000+ dissertationsPar lele0302 • 19 Juin 2023 • TD • 315 Mots (2 Pages) • 333 Vues
Sketch inflation with animals
Here is a sketch about inflation that you can present in class :
As if that weren't enough, inflation really decided to bother us all the way by also affecting animal feed! no, no, we're dreaming, it's not possible! no because I'm not telling you the galley. My rabbit is super capricious, she needs a very precise hay but then since it went to thirty euros per kilo I'm not telling you ... and presto! a little filing of teeth at one hundred and seventy euros at the vet because of an abscess, it doesn't hurt! Everyone knows that money falls from the sky !
And yes the teeth of rabbits grow continuously and if they no longer eat hay they can no longer file them!
Moreover now it's no longer kibbles that we give them, it's mini gold bars! Look how hungry she is! and no you won't! and not yet! nice try but still not!
if it continues like this, in the event of famine we are also in pain because look at this! this leg doesn’t have a lot of flesh!
Look at this leg more! if it continues like this we too will have more than bones to eat !
Moreover , today the smallest packet of ham is 4 euros! 4 euros! 4 euros for 4 slices! It's no longer ham, it's gold! But it gives me an idea! If 4 slices of ham are worth 4 euros, then with a pig, we must be able to collect at least 500,000 euros! Finally here is the solution!
Breeding! you have to breed! It makes me think, I also have a friend who has chickens ..., chickens are also a good idea! And hop an egg, and hop a second! Hens laying golden eggs! So let's all buy chickens! Where is the problem ? Inflation? What is inflation? I don't know about inflation!
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